June 2012
me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me:
person:
me:
person:
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
"How often has a person faced a new day but yet...
pearlsofislam:
— Ma’n ibn ‘Awn [Rawdat al-Uqala]
-makemesmile:
if someone ever cheats on me im going to invite them for a romantic candle lit dinner in a deserted area and then im going to tell them stories about how i killed my ex boyfriend in the woods because he cheated on me and then im going to point to the trees and say “actually those woods right over there” and then im going to blow out the candle and laugh
“The axe forgets; the tree remembers”
– African Proverb (via aliyahloves)
niggapus:
half the time when people are talking i don’t even know what’s going on so i just stand there and smile and act like i understand
Best Pick up line
Boy: Hey, I like that band
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody was a good show
And then they made them go on that fucking cruise
YOU WOULDN’T PUT RAVEN ON A CRUISE WHAT THE HELL DISNEY CHANNEL
toebyeus:
I don’t lose followers, followers lose me
watching batman
batman: hey don't tell batgirl
commissioner gordon: okay! I won't tell batgirl.
barbra gordon: You won't tell batgirl what, daddy?
commissioner gordon: I guess i can tell you. It's not like you're batgirl or anything.
Watchtenorit:
chitanda:
how to draw dog
it’s so accurate it hurts
soras-absurdly-long-eyelashes:
maniacalkyriis:
Neofriends tab in English
Neofriends tab translated from German to English
Wow.
Portuguese:
did i ask for your opinion
French:
don’t tell me how to live
Spanish:
say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
imfamousontumblr:
my favorite part of america’s next top model is when the girls get makeovers
and all the white girls get all their hair cut off and cry
and all the black girls get their weaves taken out and cry
and tyra’s there like
